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Communication After Many Years A golden anniversary party was thrown for an elderly couple. The husband was moved by the occasion and wanted to tell his wife just how he felt about her. She was very hard of hearing, however, and often misunderstood what he said. With many family members and friends gathered around, he toasted her: "My dear wife, after fifty years I've found you tried and true!" Everyone smiled approval, but his wife said, "Eh?"‚ He repeated louder, "AFTER FIFTY YEARS I'VE FOUND YOU TRIED AND TRUE." His wife harumped and shot back, "Well, let me tell you something--after fifty years I'm tired of you to!" |
A man's mind is like his car, If it gets to knocking too much, he'd better have it overhauled or change it. |
Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to let them alone to do it. |
Mrs, -- Do you Love me still? Mr, -- Yes, better than any other way. |
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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The Smile on your face is the light in the window that tells people that you are at home. |
| You can't keep trouble from coming, but you needn't give it a chair to sit on. |
| There is no conflict between the old and the new; the conflict is between the false and the true. |
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reit erated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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